James Bond Quotes - Tomorrow Never Dies
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| Q: | It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car. Now, will you need collision coverage? |
| Bond: | Yes. |
| Q: | Fire? |
| Bond: | Probably. |
| Q: | Personal Injury? |
| Bond: | I hope not, but accidents do happen. |
| Q: | They frequently do with you. |
| Bond: | Well, that takes care of the normal wear and tear. I there any other protection I need? |
| Q: | Only from me, 007, unless you bring that car back in pristine order. |
| Elliot Carver: | Good morning my golden retrievers. What kind of havoc shall the Carver Media Group create in the world today? News? |
| Correspondent: | Floods in Pakistan, riots in Paris, and a plane crash in California. |
| Elliot Carver: | Outstanding! |
| Dr. Kaufman: | This is very embarrassing. It seems there is a red box they need in your car, only they can't get it open. They want me to get you to tell them how to open it. I feel like an idiot, I don't know what to say. I am to torture you if you don't do it. |
| Bond: | Do you have a doctorate in that as well? |
| Dr. Kaufman: | No, no.. this is more like a hobby. But I am very gifted. |
| Bond: | Oh, I believe you. |
| Paris Carver: | I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary. |
| Bond: | Sorry to disappoint. |
| Bond: | I always enjoyed learning a new tongue. |
| Moneypenny: | You always were a cunning linguist, James. |
| M: | [Walks up behind Moneypenny] |
| Moneypenny: | Don't ask. |
| M: | Don't tell. |
| Q: | I think we understand each other. |
| Bond: | Grow up, 007. |
| Q: | Here's your cell phone. Talk here, listen here. |
| Bond: | So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years. |
| Mr. Stamper: | Drop the knife, Mr. Bond, or I drop your friend. |
| Elliot Carver: | The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. |
| M: | I wonder with what the CIA will be more upset--that they lost it, or that we found it. |
| Elliot Carver: | Mr. Gupta, is the missile ready to launch? |
| Gupta: | Press the magic button, Beijing disappears. |
| Elliot Carver: | Well, it seems you've outlived your contract. |
| Admiral Roebuck: | Can't you people keep anything locked up? |
| Mr. Stamper: | I owe you an unpleasant death, Mr. Bond. |
| Bond: | It won't look like a suicide if you shoot me from over there. |
| Dr. Kaufman: | I am a professor of forensic medicine. Believe me, Mr. Bond, I could shoot you from Stuttgart and still create the proper effect. |
| Elliot Carver: | Mr. Wallace, call the president. Tell him if he doesn't sign the bill lowering the cable rates, we will release the video of him with the cheerleader in the Chicago motel room. |
| Mr. Wallace: | Inspired, sir. |
| Elliot Carver: | And after he signs the bill, release the tape anyway. |
| Elliot Carver: | Mr. Jones, are we ready to release our new software? |
| Jones: | Yes, sir. As requested, it's full of bugs, which means people will be forced to upgrade for years. |
| Elliot Carver: | Outstanding. |
| Bond: | You were pretty good with that hook. |
| Wai Lin: | Thanks. It comes from growing up in a rough neighbourhood. You were pretty good on that bike. |
| Bond: | Thanks you. It comes from not growing up at all. |
| Wai Lin: | They're looking for us, James. |
| Bond: | Let's stay under cover. |
| Jack Wade: | You know that, officially, Uncle Sam is completely neutral in this turkey shoot. |
| Bond: | And unofficially? |
| Jack Wade: | We have no interest in seeing World War III - unless we start it. |
| Admiral Roebuck: | With all due respect, M, I don't think you have the balls for this job. |
| M: | Perhaps. But the advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time. |
| Bond: | Was it something I said? |
| Paris Carver: | How about the words, I'll be right back? |
