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James Bond Quotes - Tomorrow Never Dies

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Release Date (UK)December 12th, 1997
Release Date (US)December 16th, 1997
DirectorRoger Spottiswoode
Film Number18 of 25
Running Time119 Minutes
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Q:It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car. Now, will you need collision coverage?
Q:Personal Injury?
Bond:I hope not, but accidents do happen.
Q:They frequently do with you.
Bond:Well, that takes care of the normal wear and tear. I there any other protection I need?
Q:Only from me, 007, unless you bring that car back in pristine order.

Elliot Carver:Good morning my golden retrievers. What kind of havoc shall the Carver Media Group create in the world today? News?
Correspondent:Floods in Pakistan, riots in Paris, and a plane crash in California.
Elliot Carver:Outstanding!

Dr. Kaufman:This is very embarrassing. It seems there is a red box they need in your car, only they can't get it open. They want me to get you to tell them how to open it. I feel like an idiot, I don't know what to say. I am to torture you if you don't do it.
Bond:Do you have a doctorate in that as well?
Dr. Kaufman:No, no.. this is more like a hobby. But I am very gifted.
Bond:Oh, I believe you.

Paris Carver:I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary.
Bond:Sorry to disappoint.

Bond:I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.
Moneypenny:You always were a cunning linguist, James.
M:[Walks up behind Moneypenny]
Moneypenny:Don't ask.
M:Don't tell.

Q:I think we understand each other.
Bond:Grow up, 007.

Q:Here's your cell phone. Talk here, listen here.
Bond:So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years.

Mr. Stamper:Drop the knife, Mr. Bond, or I drop your friend.

Elliot Carver:The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

M:I wonder with what the CIA will be more upset--that they lost it, or that we found it.

Elliot Carver:Mr. Gupta, is the missile ready to launch?
Gupta:Press the magic button, Beijing disappears.
Elliot Carver:Well, it seems you've outlived your contract.

Admiral Roebuck:Can't you people keep anything locked up?

Mr. Stamper:I owe you an unpleasant death, Mr. Bond.

Bond:It won't look like a suicide if you shoot me from over there.
Dr. Kaufman:I am a professor of forensic medicine. Believe me, Mr. Bond, I could shoot you from Stuttgart and still create the proper effect.

Elliot Carver:Mr. Wallace, call the president. Tell him if he doesn't sign the bill lowering the cable rates, we will release the video of him with the cheerleader in the Chicago motel room.
Mr. Wallace:Inspired, sir.
Elliot Carver:And after he signs the bill, release the tape anyway.

Elliot Carver:Mr. Jones, are we ready to release our new software?
Jones:Yes, sir. As requested, it's full of bugs, which means people will be forced to upgrade for years.
Elliot Carver:Outstanding.

Bond:You were pretty good with that hook.
Wai Lin:Thanks. It comes from growing up in a rough neighbourhood. You were pretty good on that bike.
Bond:Thanks you. It comes from not growing up at all.

Wai Lin:They're looking for us, James.
Bond:Let's stay under cover.

Jack Wade:You know that, officially, Uncle Sam is completely neutral in this turkey shoot.
Bond:And unofficially?
Jack Wade:We have no interest in seeing World War III - unless we start it.

Admiral Roebuck:With all due respect, M, I don't think you have the balls for this job.
M:Perhaps. But the advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time.

Bond:Was it something I said?
Paris Carver:How about the words, I'll be right back?

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