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James Bond Quotes - Goldeneye

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Release Date (UK)November 24th, 1995
Release Date (US)November 13th, 1995
DirectorMartin Campbell
Film Number17 of 25
Running Time130 Minutes
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Natalya Simonova:Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?
Bond:Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys.

Boris GrishenkoI am invincible!

Alec Trevelyan:So, what's the choice, James? Two targets, time enough for one shot. The girl, or the mission?

Bond:Who is the competition?
Jack Wade:AH, an ex-KGB guy. Touch mother. Got a limp in his right leg. Name's Zukovsky.
Bond:Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky?
Jack Wade:Yeah, you know him?
Bond:I gave him the limp.

M:If you think for one moment I don't have the balls to send a man out to die, your instincts are dead wrong.

Q:Now, this I'm particularly proud of. Behind the headlights, stinger missiles!
Bond:Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office.
Q:Need I remind you, 007, that you have a license to kill, not to break the traffic laws.

Bill Tanner:Seems your hunch was right, 007. It's too bad the evil Queen of numbers won't let you play it..
M:[Walks in] You were saying?
Bill Tanner:No, no, I was just, just um..
M:Good. Because if I want sarcasm, Mr. Tanner, I'll talk to my children, thank you very much.

Bond:Well, I must say, I've had a lovely evening. You?
Xenia Onatopp:Once again the pleasure was all yours.

General Ourumov:This is Colonel Ourumov. Come out with your hands above your head.
Bond:How original.

Alec Trevelyan:James.. what an unpleasant surprise.
Bond:We aim to please.

Valentin Zukovsky:He wants me to do him a favour! My knee aches every single day. Twice as bad when it is cold. Do you have any idea how long winter lasts in this country?

Moneypenny:You know, this sort of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment.
Bond:Really. What's the penalty for that?
Moneypenny:Someday, you'll have to make good on your innuendos.

Xenia OnatoppEnjoy it while it lasts.
Bond:The very words I live by.

Dimitri Mishkin:Good morning, Mr. Bond, sit. I'm Defense Minister Dimitri Mishkin. So, by what means shall we execute you, Commander Bond?
Bond:What, no small talk? No chit chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art.
Dimitri Mishkin:Your sense of humour does not sway me, Commander, I'm sorry. Where is the Goldeneye?
Bond:I assumed you had it.
Dimitri Mishkin:I have an English spy, a Severnaya programmer and a helicopter stolen.
Bond:Or at least that's what some traitor in your government wanted it to look like.
Dimitri Mishkin:Who was behind your attack on Severnaya?
Bond:Who had the authorization codes?
Dimitri Mishkin:Russia may have changed, but the penalty for terrorism is still death.
Bond:And what's the penalty for treason?
Natalya Simonova:Oh, stop it, both of you. Stop it! You're like boys with toys.

Jack Wade:Jack Wade, CIA
Bond:James Bond, stiff-ass Brit.

General Ourumov:Use the bumper. That's what it's for.

Caroline:James, is it really necessary to drive quite so fast?
Bond:More often than you'd think.

Boris GrishenkoBetter luck next time.. slugheads!

Xenia Onatopp:You don't need the gun, Commander.
Bond:Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.

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