James Bond Quotes - Live And Let Die
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| Cabby: | You know where you're going? |
| Bond: | Uptown, I believe. |
| Cabby: | Uptown? You headed into Harlem man! |
| Bond: | Well, you just keep on the tail of that jukebox, and
there's an extra twenty in it for you. |
| Cabby: | Hey man, for twenty bucks, I'll take you to a Ku Klux Klan cook out! |
| Tee Hee: | There are two ways to disable an alligator, Mr Bond. |
| Bond: | I don't suppose you'd care to share that information with me? |
| Tee Hee: | One way is to take a pencil and stick it in the
pressure point above its eye. |
| Bond: | And the other way? |
| Tee Hee: | Oh, the other way is twice as simple. Just stick
your hand in its mouth and pull out all its teeth. |
| Rosie: | There's a snake! |
| Bond: | Oh yes, you must never go in there without a mongoose. |
| Solitaire: | Is there time before we go, for lesson number three? |
| Bond: | Absolutely. There's no sense in going off half-cocked. |
| Mr. Big: | Is this the stupid mother who tailed you uptown? |
| Bond: | There seems to be some mistake. My name is.. |
| Mr. Big: | Names is for tombstones baby. You all take this honky out and waste him, ok? |
| Quarrel Jr: | My regards to Baron Samedi man, right between the eyes. |
| Hamilton: | Who's funeral is it? |
| Henchman: | Yours! |
| Dr. Kananga: | Tee Hee, on Solitaire's first wrong answer, you will snip the
little finger of Mr Bond's right hand. On the next wrong answer, you will move
on to more.. vital areas. |
| Strutter: | Kind of obvious you weren't coming out front. Not
even with that clever disguise you're wearing. |
| Bond: | Hmm? |
| Strutter: | White face in Harlem, good thinking Bond! |
| Solitaire: | He comes again. There will be violence. He approaches now. |
| Kananga: | By land or water? |
| Solitaire: | Water. He has arrived. |
| Kananga: | Good, Rosie has been more efficient than anticipated. |
| Sheriff J.W.: | There's that son of a bitch. I got him. What are
you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well we got a cage strong enough to hold
an animal like you here! |
| Felix Leiter: | Captain, would you enlighten the Sheriff please? |
| Trooper: | Yessir. J.W, let me have a word with ya. J.W, now
this fellow's from London, England. He's an Englishman working in cooperation
with our boys, sorta a.. secret agent. |
| Sheriff J.W.: | Secret Agent?? On whose side? |
| Moneypenny: | Goodbye James. Or should I say: Ciao, Bello |
| Felix Leiter: | Get me a make on a white pimp-mobile! |
| M: | I'm sure the over-burdened British taxpayer would be
fascinated to know how its Special Ordinances section dispenses its funds. In future,
Commander, let me suggest a perfectly adequate watchmaker just down the
street. |
| [Bond's watch magnetizes M's spoon away] |
| M: | Good god! |
| Bond: | You see, by pulling out this button sir, it turns the
watch into a hyper-intensified magnetic field. Powerful enough to even deflect
the path of a bullet at long range.. or so Q claims. |
| M: | I'm tempted to test that theory. |
| Baron Samedi: | Good morning Boss, it's sure going to be a
beautiful day, yes a beautiful day. |
