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James Bond Quotes - Octopussy

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Release Date (UK)June 6th, 1983
Release Date (US)June 6th, 1983
DirectorJohn Glen
Film Number13 of 24
Running Time131 Minutes
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Vijay:Is he still there?
Q:You must be joking! 007, on an island surrounded exclusively by women. You won't seem him 'till dawn.

Kamal Kahn:Bond has escaped!
Octopussy:How careless of you. Oh, by the way Kamal, I would like you to meet my new house guest.
Bond:An old friend of the family, you might say.
Kamal Kahn:You have a nasty habit of surviving.
Bond:Oh, you know what they say about the fittest..

Vijay:I hear the Island is exclusively for women, no men allowed.
Bond:Sexual discrimination, I will definitely have to pay it a visit.

Gen. Orlov:The West is decadent and divided, it has no stomach to risk our atomic reprisals. Throughout Europe, daily demonstrations demand unilateral disarmament.
Gen. Gogol:I see no reason to risk war to satisfy your personal paranoia and thrust for conquest.

Q:How can I be expected to maintain the quality of my work? Sent out here at a moments notice, no proper facilities.
Bond:Yes, well, you wouldn't happen to have a small piece of thread about? Someone stuck a knife in my wallet.
Q:They missed you? What a pity.

Bond:Well, I must say, you become more beautiful every day.
Moneypenny:I am over here!
Bond:But of course you are.
Moneypenny:And this is Penelope Smallbone, my new assistant.
Bond:What can I say Moneypenny? Except that she is as attractive and charming.. I used to be?
Bond:I didn't say that!
Moneypenny:You're such a flatterer.

Grischska:This is for my brother..
Bond:[dodges the knife, and kills Grischska] And that's for 009.

Kamal Kahn:You will need a great deal of luck to get out of this.
Bond:Oh luck? But then I shall use players privilege, and use your lucky dice. It's all in the wrist... double six, fancy that.

Octopussy:Oh, James, we're two of a kind. There are vast rewards for a man of your talents, willing to take risks.
Bond:I am not for hire.
Octopussy:Naturally, you do it for Queen and Country. I don't have a country, no price on my head. I don't have to answer to you, a paid assassin, for what I am.

Octopussy:You are James Bond 007, licensed to kill. Am I to be your target tonight?
Bond:No, not necessarily. That depends on how much you tell me about jewellery smuggling, and why one of our men was killed in East Berlin.

Magda:I don't know how to say goodbye.
Bond:Actions speak louder than words...

Bond:What can you tell me about Kamal Kahn?
Vijay:Exiled Afghan Prince, sportsman--cricket, tennis, I play a bit myself. As a matter of fact, I've got a part time job as a pro at Kamal's club.
Bond:What have you learned so far?
Vijay:Well, my backhand's improved!

Bond:Let's say, for argument's sake, that I don't feel like talking.
Kamal Kahn:Don't worry, you will.
Bond:Let me guess, thumbscrews and hot coals?
Kamal Kahn:Hardly. We are much more sophisticated than that!

Gobinda:That was Bond.
Kamal Kahn:Good, let him keep going. He will be late, and we will be rid of him too.

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