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James Bond Quotes - Live And Let Die

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Release Date (UK)July 5th, 1973
Release Date (US)June 27th, 1973
DirectorGuy Hamilton
Film Number8 of 24
Running Time121 Minutes
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Cabby:You know where you're going?
Bond:Uptown, I believe.
Cabby:Uptown? You headed into Harlem man!
Bond:Well, you just keep on the tail of that jukebox, and there's an extra twenty in it for you.
Cabby:Hey man, for twenty bucks, I'll take you to a Ku Klux Klan cook out!

Tee Hee:There are two ways to disable an alligator, Mr Bond.
Bond:I don't suppose you'd care to share that information with me?
Tee Hee:One way is to take a pencil and stick it in the pressure point above its eye.
Bond:And the other way?
Tee Hee:Oh, the other way is twice as simple. Just stick your hand in it's mouth and pull out all it's teeth.

Rosie:There's a snake!
Bond:Oh yes, you must never go in there without a mongoose.

Solitaire:Is there time before we go, for lesson number three?
Bond:Absolutely. There's no sense in going off half-cocked.

Mr. Big:Is this the stupid mother who tailed you uptown?
Bond:There seems to be some mistake. My name is..
Mr. Big:Names is for tombstones baby. You all take this honky out and waste him, ok?

Quarrel Jr:My regards to Baron Samedi man, right between the eyes.

Hamilton:Who's funeral is it?

Dr. Kananga:Tee Hee, on Solitaire's first wrong answer, you will snip the little finger of Mr Bond's right hand. On the next wrong answer, you will move on to more.. vital areas.

Strutter:Kind of obvious you weren't coming out front. Not even with that clever disguise you're wearing.
Strutter:White face in Harlem, good thinking Bond!

Solitaire:He comes again. There will be violence. He approaches now.
Kananga:By land or water?
Solitaire:Water. He has arrived.
Kananga:Good, Rosie has been more efficient than anticipated.

Sheriff J.W.:There's that son of a bitch. I got him. What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well we got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!
Felix Leiter:Captain, would you enlighten the Sheriff please?
Trooper:Yessir. J.W, let me have a word with ya. J.W, now this fellow's from London, England. He's an Englishman working in cooperation with our boys, sorta a.. secret agent.
Sheriff J.W.:Secret Agent?? On whose side?

Moneypenny:Goodbye James. Or should I say: Ciao, Bello

Felix Leiter:Get me a make on a white pimp-mobile!

M:I'm sure the over-burdened British taxpayer would be fascinated to know how its Special Ordinances section dispenses its funds. In future, Commander, let me suggest a perfectly adequate watchmaker just down the street.
[Bond's watch magnetizes M's spoon away]
M:Good god!
Bond:You see, by pulling out this button sir, it turns the watch into a hyper-intensified magnetic field. Powerful enough to even deflect the path of a bullet at long range.. or so Q claims.
M:I'm tempted to test that theory.

Baron Samedi:Good morning Boss, it's sure going to be a beautiful day, yes a beautiful day.

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